nonsense & wonderland

two elements in the title don't corelate in any way.
I'm plain too tired to write any sensical stuff on our trip to wonder land today.

Here comes the most nonsensical msn conversation between guizi and me, which took place somewhere near 1 o'clock midnight.

We were saying something about 'Beware! You're in big trouble' and on we moved to the topic of 'how to murder'.(we're in no way violent though)

GUi Zi:
but i have a much bigger one

ZhU:
i know u r gonna beat me with ur super big knife
but i'll hide it before u get to it

GUi Zi:
even u melted the two and make them into one, mine is still bigger

ZhU:
i also have a pen knife, one big scissors and a small one
and a super big nail clipper

GUi Zi:
what are u going to do?

ZhU:
the more the better

GUi Zi:
i didn't say i m going to kill u using knife

ZhU:
not sure wat to do yet, but materials are important

GUi Zi:
there are plenty of ways

ZhU:
including reminding someone the thrill of bungee jump or free fall

GUi Zi:
i can tell a joke, and u may die of the coldness

ZhU:
there you have me, i claim my loss
i worship u

GUi Zi:
i can shou mai the front desk and ask them to cut ur internet, u'll die within 24hrs

ZhU:
if they cut mine, u r so so so dead

GUi Zi:
due to extreme boredom or yu men

GUi Zi:
or extreme anger

ZhU:
i'm gonna come back from the dead and take my internet revenge on u

GUi Zi:
now i know .i should know it earlier, u take internet more important than ur future daugher/son's mother-in-law

ZhU:
without internet, there's no me, if there's no me, there's no 2nd generation and no you-know-what mother-in-law that ever exists

GUi Zi:
你与网络共存亡！

GUi Zi:
great!

GUi Zi:
nobel prize on internet worshipping

ZhU:
i hope there IS one

ZhU:
what abt u go sponsor that

GUi Zi:
nobel prize from me

GUi Zi:
hehe how did u know what i was thinking abt

ZhU:
coz u r mean

ZhU:
i'm mean 2

GUi Zi:
let's just cut it

ZhU:
yes, time for bed

ZhU:
i really can't make it, gonna faint tmr

GUi Zi:
rmb come over to knock me up

ZhU:
or beat u up more like it

GUi Zi:
if u happen to wake up before lunch

ZhU:
or else no use

GUi Zi:
i'll lock the door definitely

ZhU:
then i can tell u right now: just sleep and dun bother

GUi Zi:
sure

GUi Zi... 说:
good idea