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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
终于周末了明天零下5度！抖抖抖
今天昨天前天我都很废，没读书没画画基本啥都没干就晃荡，周末来了但却是我很痛恨的周末，因为要去练桩头！7点起！上下午！两天都要！明天零下五！册那！
囧________囧
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囧________囧
最严重的是，下周二就要考了，活活，随便吧。
因为懒惰+压力+早饭连续一周吃稀饭啃萝卜干喝菊花茶，我有点小变态了。
主要表现为挂在豆瓣上来回click，但又不知道要做什么，Google Reader积了七八百条没看，借了一堆书扔在墙角堆砖。
玩了个小游戏Ragball Cannon，把木偶样的小人当炮弹发射出去，看他们前赴后继、断胳膊少腿还不断抽搐的动感惨样竟颇有喜感，游戏嘛游戏，我不嗜血的。很搞笑的小游戏，如果你想杀点时间的话......我竖一根食指推荐。
按这里
报考了三月的高级口译，还没读书做题，没底。
***
我承认落后了20年，头一次贴暖宝宝ORZ 看了一下产热原理，基本上就是把电池里的粉末倒出来装纱布袋。用完了就剩一包铁锈。
暖宝宝 在日本已有 20 年的生产使用历史，始源于传统的“怀炉”，在日本统一叫“便利怀炉”，属于一次性使用自发热产品。
里面主要用碳粉，铁粉，水和食盐水再加点添加剂组成一个原电池放电，然后由于没有正负极，电子无法分正负电子导出，直接形成短路，从而产生热量。持续时间要看其中所加的量是多少。
囧________囧
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|<-------四根杆子的囧境
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囧________囧
最严重的是，下周二就要考了，活活，随便吧。
因为懒惰+压力+早饭连续一周吃稀饭啃萝卜干喝菊花茶，我有点小变态了。
主要表现为挂在豆瓣上来回click，但又不知道要做什么，Google Reader积了七八百条没看，借了一堆书扔在墙角堆砖。
玩了个小游戏Ragball Cannon，把木偶样的小人当炮弹发射出去，看他们前赴后继、断胳膊少腿还不断抽搐的动感惨样竟颇有喜感，游戏嘛游戏，我不嗜血的。很搞笑的小游戏，如果你想杀点时间的话......我竖一根食指推荐。
按这里
报考了三月的高级口译，还没读书做题，没底。
***
我承认落后了20年，头一次贴暖宝宝ORZ 看了一下产热原理，基本上就是把电池里的粉末倒出来装纱布袋。用完了就剩一包铁锈。
暖宝宝 在日本已有 20 年的生产使用历史，始源于传统的“怀炉”，在日本统一叫“便利怀炉”，属于一次性使用自发热产品。
里面主要用碳粉，铁粉，水和食盐水再加点添加剂组成一个原电池放电，然后由于没有正负极，电子无法分正负电子导出，直接形成短路，从而产生热量。持续时间要看其中所加的量是多少。
Monday, January 05, 2009
哇呀怎么又到傍晚了我啥都没干
睡前随便记录点
为什么说中国人口肯定会迅速下滑并够成经济危机？
假设人口结构严重垮塌，之前造的那么多房子不够人住这房价不就蹦极跳了，很可怕的现象啊。
This's my friend's first official press publication (AP). Kudos!
Amid Broadway woes, curtains up in China
这是苏州旅游地图的封面，最后那句英文...汗
原句是“到苏州不游虎丘乃憾事也 宋.苏轼”
为什么说中国人口肯定会迅速下滑并够成经济危机？
假设人口结构严重垮塌，之前造的那么多房子不够人住这房价不就蹦极跳了，很可怕的现象啊。
This's my friend's first official press publication (AP). Kudos!
Amid Broadway woes, curtains up in China
这是苏州旅游地图的封面，最后那句英文...汗
原句是“到苏州不游虎丘乃憾事也 宋.苏轼”
Friday, December 19, 2008
The one who makes wads of money is someone else,Che!
Alberto Korda is the obscure photography behind the famous pop icon Che Guevara... yea, you can google.
Who's Che Guevara. If you don't know him you must have spotted his T-shirt print somewhere without knowing who that head belongs to. Or watch the Motorcycle Diary.
To cut it short, really short, Alberto Korda(fake surname) caught the historical, epic face of Che at the right moment and kept it one of his personal collections. A businessman was looking for Che's portrait and Korda generously gave it to him as present. Right after Che died, 1000+ prints of that were released which is of course how the head made it to our T-shirt now. At least that's how the story started.
Alberto wasn't paid any royalty.(But if it's any comfort, he should realize Che wasn't either...but Che wouldn't care coz he's dead)
Albert0 stretching out the original negative
Rough sketches
有个山寨版的搜索引擎叫Baigoohoo
www.baigoohoo.com
界面是这个样子的
虽说是山寨，应该还挺好用的。可惜现在无法搜索，估计涉及版权问题被禁了。
Who's Che Guevara. If you don't know him you must have spotted his T-shirt print somewhere without knowing who that head belongs to. Or watch the Motorcycle Diary.
To cut it short, really short, Alberto Korda(fake surname) caught the historical, epic face of Che at the right moment and kept it one of his personal collections. A businessman was looking for Che's portrait and Korda generously gave it to him as present. Right after Che died, 1000+ prints of that were released which is of course how the head made it to our T-shirt now. At least that's how the story started.
Alberto wasn't paid any royalty.(But if it's any comfort, he should realize Che wasn't either...but Che wouldn't care coz he's dead)
Albert0 stretching out the original negative
Rough sketches
有个山寨版的搜索引擎叫Baigoohoo
www.baigoohoo.com
界面是这个样子的
虽说是山寨，应该还挺好用的。可惜现在无法搜索，估计涉及版权问题被禁了。
Monday, October 27, 2008
Peter Kiss
Since my USB sockets were all fired, I borrowed a laptop that has no wireless.
Station A (no USB) <----> Station B (no internet)
* no bluetooth
* no parallel cables
To print out a web form, I need to dl it on A, transfer to a CD-RW, plug it to B which then sends the data to the printer. But installation of printer drive on B is now in limbo... Weeps.
***
Walked around Granville Island before heading to staff meeting which turned out rather constructive and sociable. The head office issued a stack of 'customer relations' to be perused (geez this word has almost gone obsolete in my vocab). As all official documents go, this one's equally dry, but I didn't know we were dubbed the 'Squeeze Team'.
- Squeeze Team Appearance and Attitude
We blend smoothies and squeeze oranges but to be called a 'squeeze team' sounds hilarious. It's more suited for Japanese train station staff who have to squeeze, push and pack people into sardine compartments at rush hour.
Do you agree?
***
Came upon a collective gallery by Peter Kiss (wood sculptor) and Tania Gleave(someone obsessed with bird nests).There's something 'cult' about Peter's creations. The most interesting series I find is 'in my opinion' featuring head and hand figures in different combinations. Lizzie pointed out the positioning of hand, whether beside the speaker pointing away(welcome someone inside) or extended in a frontal view (challenging an opinion or requesting for hand-over) could convey such different contexts, although it's an identical set of face and hand we're speaking here. That's a keen observation I'm not sure if the sculptor himself is aware of. That would be truly, in the viewers' opinion.
In my opinion, 3 figures
In a Black and White World, It's the Grey Areas Which Become Most Important
Facilitators, by Peter Kiss and Tania Gleave
Details
Station A (no USB) <----> Station B (no internet)
* no bluetooth
* no parallel cables
To print out a web form, I need to dl it on A, transfer to a CD-RW, plug it to B which then sends the data to the printer. But installation of printer drive on B is now in limbo... Weeps.
***
Walked around Granville Island before heading to staff meeting which turned out rather constructive and sociable. The head office issued a stack of 'customer relations' to be perused (geez this word has almost gone obsolete in my vocab). As all official documents go, this one's equally dry, but I didn't know we were dubbed the 'Squeeze Team'.
- Squeeze Team Appearance and Attitude
We blend smoothies and squeeze oranges but to be called a 'squeeze team' sounds hilarious. It's more suited for Japanese train station staff who have to squeeze, push and pack people into sardine compartments at rush hour.
Do you agree?
***
Came upon a collective gallery by Peter Kiss (wood sculptor) and Tania Gleave(someone obsessed with bird nests).There's something 'cult' about Peter's creations. The most interesting series I find is 'in my opinion' featuring head and hand figures in different combinations. Lizzie pointed out the positioning of hand, whether beside the speaker pointing away(welcome someone inside) or extended in a frontal view (challenging an opinion or requesting for hand-over) could convey such different contexts, although it's an identical set of face and hand we're speaking here. That's a keen observation I'm not sure if the sculptor himself is aware of. That would be truly, in the viewers' opinion.
In my opinion, 3 figures
In a Black and White World, It's the Grey Areas Which Become Most Important
Facilitators, by Peter Kiss and Tania Gleave
Details
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
小王讲了一个冷笑话
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
点看他讲的到底是
***
我发现不会写1-10的中文大写了，复习一下：
壹贰叁肆伍陆柒捌玖拾
典故：
“叁”是会意字，本是“参”字的俗体字
“伍”也是会意字，本义指军队的编制，五人为一伍
据说，武则天时代，各地国库管理混乱，出现了许多贪赃枉法的官吏。武则天为了加强国库的管理，不给贪赃枉法官吏以可乘之机，让他们不能随意涂改数据，就下令有关部门，统一汉字的数目字。他们就找了读音相同或相近的笔画繁难的十个文字，作为十个小写数字的另一种写法。这十个文字就成了汉字的大写数字。于是，在武则天时代，就出现了汉字的大写数字。应该说，统一规范汉字数字，用大写数字代替汉字的小写数字，这是武则天的一大贡献，功不可没。
还有一种说法是明朝的开国皇帝朱元璋。。。 更多
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
小王讲了一个冷笑话,他讲的是——
点看他讲的到底是
***
我发现不会写1-10的中文大写了，复习一下：
壹贰叁肆伍陆柒捌玖拾
典故：
“叁”是会意字，本是“参”字的俗体字
“伍”也是会意字，本义指军队的编制，五人为一伍
据说，武则天时代，各地国库管理混乱，出现了许多贪赃枉法的官吏。武则天为了加强国库的管理，不给贪赃枉法官吏以可乘之机，让他们不能随意涂改数据，就下令有关部门，统一汉字的数目字。他们就找了读音相同或相近的笔画繁难的十个文字，作为十个小写数字的另一种写法。这十个文字就成了汉字的大写数字。于是，在武则天时代，就出现了汉字的大写数字。应该说，统一规范汉字数字，用大写数字代替汉字的小写数字，这是武则天的一大贡献，功不可没。
还有一种说法是明朝的开国皇帝朱元璋。。。 更多
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 01, 2008
The Grickle Channel
This's too fun to pass up. I'll be guilty not to share it XD
The Last Duet on Earth
Arctic Holiday
About the cartoonist Graham Annable
A cartoonist living in Oregon. Mr. Annable is the creator of the Grickle and Further Grickle graphic novels. He also contributes and is the editor of the Hickee comic series from Alternative comics.
You'll find more videos in his Grickle Channel
The Last Duet on Earth
Arctic Holiday
About the cartoonist Graham Annable
A cartoonist living in Oregon. Mr. Annable is the creator of the Grickle and Further Grickle graphic novels. He also contributes and is the editor of the Hickee comic series from Alternative comics.
You'll find more videos in his Grickle Channel
Monday, February 18, 2008
Kuso
Google search input: define:kuso
Return:
Literally, excrement. To call someone's achievement kuso is a strong insult
www.corrieweb.nl/japan/glossary.htm Japanease slang for damn/damnit.
www.animeph.com/voc.html "Shit!". Other meaning is feces or excrements
www.geocities.com/colleen_rei18/terms.htm Kuso is the term used in the Chinese world for the internet culture that generally includes all types of camp and parody. The Mandarin Chinese word ègǎo (惡搞, literally meaning "reckless doings") is often used as a synonym or description of its meaning. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuso
The last definition is closest to what I intend to do since I feel a strong urge to kuso myself.
***
Alrite, that's kinda meaningless. I just want to have some fun after washing dishes, doing laundry and manually cleaning the carpet for 2h (vaccum cleaner broke down).
Going to update my long dormant GC fansite. Here's a rough sketch in progress which will be used for the main menu.
I've decided to sleep earlier today for a good start =D
Return:
www.corrieweb.nl/japan/glossary.htm
www.animeph.com/voc.html
www.geocities.com/colleen_rei18/terms.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuso
The last definition is closest to what I intend to do since I feel a strong urge to kuso myself.
***
Alrite, that's kinda meaningless. I just want to have some fun after washing dishes, doing laundry and manually cleaning the carpet for 2h (vaccum cleaner broke down).
Going to update my long dormant GC fansite. Here's a rough sketch in progress which will be used for the main menu.
I've decided to sleep earlier today for a good start =D
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Pixar: One Man Band
This's the most hilarious among all the Pixar shorts I've seen so far... And the characters are so cute!
From Wikipedia
One Man Band is Pixar short film. The film made its world premiere at the 29th Annecy Animation Festival in Annecy, France, and won the Platinum Grand Prize at the Future Film Festival in Bologna, Italy. It was shown with the theatrical release of Cars.
The short was written and directed by Andrew Jimenez and Mark Andrews and produced by Osnat Shurer, head of Pixar's Shorts group. The score for the short was written by Michael Giacchino, who also composed the score for Pixar's animated feature film Ratatouille.
Like many Pixar shorts, the film is completely free of dialogue, instead using music (played by the characters) and pantomime to tell the story.
On January 31, 2006 it was nominated for the Academy Award for Animated Short Film, but lost to The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation by John Canemaker and Peggy Stern.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Tidbits
Break Time! Do you know?
奶牛分公母么？
分，大家都说奶牛，顾名思义，“产奶的牛”，都是母的，后来又在网上了解了一下，其实，奶牛，是从经济学上来定义的，有公有母，不过，奶牛厂要严格控制公奶牛数量，保持在8：100左右，公奶牛的主要任务就是配种，保证每头母奶牛都在哺乳期，因为只有在受精后母奶牛才产奶。现在奶牛厂一般采用人工受精的方式促进奶牛产奶，因此，公奶地位日下，主要被用来吃肉了。公奶牛和母奶牛模样差不多，也有大乳房，只不过不产奶 。
为什么银行门口的外国狮子一个张口一个闭口呢？
民间习俗狮子是镇宅神兽。也有避邪的作用，而且狮子的嘴一个张开一个闭合，两者代表吐纳之意，有些放麒麟，麒麟也是神兽，而且有助于风水，特别对那些门对水（河，江）的，有驮水的作用。银行前面的狮子嘴巴一张一闭，张是招财，闭是守财，钱财只吃不吐的意思。古老的庙前正门两侧的石狮左公右母，公狮张口注视来往信众；母狮子闭口护子，表现传统社会男尊女卑、各司其职的特性。还听说一种说法是它们在念佛号，一个“阿”，一个“弥” 。
很多银行门口的并不是石狮，而是貔貅。
貔貅，音读“皮休”，是龙的第九子。貔貅是一种凶猛瑞兽。 在南方，一般人是喜欢称这种瑞兽为"貔貅"，而在北方则称为"辟邪"。貔貅有镇宅辟邪，趋财旺财的作用，所以股票交易所、银行、赛马、期货等行业的机构喜欢在门口摆放貔貅。貔貅为什么有趋财旺财的作用呢？，据说貔貅没有“屁眼”，只往里进，不往外出，所以有敛财的作用。这应该算是我国的传统——在汉书“西域传”上有一段记载：“乌戈山离国有桃拔、狮子、尿牛”。孟康注日：“桃拔，一日符拔，似鹿尾长，独角者称为天鹿，两角者称为辟邪。”辟邪便是貔貅了 。
Art & Fashion, interesting anecdote from 'History of Fashion'
Collaborations between artists and designers are very much a current trend. In addition to designers being inspired by paintings from long ago, they are also commissioning art works specifically for their garments.
One of these is Issey Miyake, who has recently commissioned guest artists to paint their masterpieces onto the front of his pleated dresses. One was by the Chinese artist Cai Guo Quiang. They say that art is in the eye of the beholder, a lady who wore this dress to a London restaurant had waiters rushing over with tissues because they thought she had spilled her dinner all down the front of her dress.
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Now playing: Rie fu - dreams be
via FoxyTunes
奶牛分公母么？
分，大家都说奶牛，顾名思义，“产奶的牛”，都是母的，后来又在网上了解了一下，其实，奶牛，是从经济学上来定义的，有公有母，不过，奶牛厂要严格控制公奶牛数量，保持在8：100左右，公奶牛的主要任务就是配种，保证每头母奶牛都在哺乳期，因为只有在受精后母奶牛才产奶。现在奶牛厂一般采用人工受精的方式促进奶牛产奶，因此，公奶地位日下，主要被用来吃肉了。公奶牛和母奶牛模样差不多，也有大乳房，只不过不产奶 。
为什么银行门口的外国狮子一个张口一个闭口呢？
民间习俗狮子是镇宅神兽。也有避邪的作用，而且狮子的嘴一个张开一个闭合，两者代表吐纳之意，有些放麒麟，麒麟也是神兽，而且有助于风水，特别对那些门对水（河，江）的，有驮水的作用。银行前面的狮子嘴巴一张一闭，张是招财，闭是守财，钱财只吃不吐的意思。古老的庙前正门两侧的石狮左公右母，公狮张口注视来往信众；母狮子闭口护子，表现传统社会男尊女卑、各司其职的特性。还听说一种说法是它们在念佛号，一个“阿”，一个“弥” 。
很多银行门口的并不是石狮，而是貔貅。
貔貅，音读“皮休”，是龙的第九子。貔貅是一种凶猛瑞兽。 在南方，一般人是喜欢称这种瑞兽为"貔貅"，而在北方则称为"辟邪"。貔貅有镇宅辟邪，趋财旺财的作用，所以股票交易所、银行、赛马、期货等行业的机构喜欢在门口摆放貔貅。貔貅为什么有趋财旺财的作用呢？，据说貔貅没有“屁眼”，只往里进，不往外出，所以有敛财的作用。这应该算是我国的传统——在汉书“西域传”上有一段记载：“乌戈山离国有桃拔、狮子、尿牛”。孟康注日：“桃拔，一日符拔，似鹿尾长，独角者称为天鹿，两角者称为辟邪。”辟邪便是貔貅了 。
Art & Fashion, interesting anecdote from 'History of Fashion'
Collaborations between artists and designers are very much a current trend. In addition to designers being inspired by paintings from long ago, they are also commissioning art works specifically for their garments.
One of these is Issey Miyake, who has recently commissioned guest artists to paint their masterpieces onto the front of his pleated dresses. One was by the Chinese artist Cai Guo Quiang. They say that art is in the eye of the beholder, a lady who wore this dress to a London restaurant had waiters rushing over with tissues because they thought she had spilled her dinner all down the front of her dress.
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Now playing: Rie fu - dreams be
via FoxyTunes
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Blog gender quiz
Thursday, August 16, 2007
囧
网络文化补充 [ZT]
囧rz 這是念”窘”
崮rz 這是囧國國王
莔rz 這是囧國皇后.
商rz 這是戴斗笠的囧
冏rz 樓上的他老婆嗎
orz 這是小孩
OTZ 這是大人
or2 這是屁股特別翹的
Or2 這是頭大身體小的翹屁股
orZ 這是下半身肥大
OTz 這是舉重選手吧
○rz 這是大頭
●rz 這是黑人頭先生
Xrz 這是剛被爆頭完
6rz 這是魔人普烏
On 這是嬰兒
crz 這是機車騎士
sto 換一邊跪
日本人爱这样用 0|￣|_
囧rz 這是念”窘”
崮rz 這是囧國國王
莔rz 這是囧國皇后.
商rz 這是戴斗笠的囧
冏rz 樓上的他老婆嗎
orz 這是小孩
OTZ 這是大人
or2 這是屁股特別翹的
Or2 這是頭大身體小的翹屁股
orZ 這是下半身肥大
OTz 這是舉重選手吧
○rz 這是大頭
●rz 這是黑人頭先生
Xrz 這是剛被爆頭完
6rz 這是魔人普烏
On 這是嬰兒
crz 這是機車騎士
sto 換一邊跪
日本人爱这样用 0|￣|_
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Mochi凌晨的占卜
High speed special one day - 最近运气很不错！
我一天会问mochi两次，晚饭后一次，凌晨睡前一次。昨天抽到 A crown - 会犯下愚蠢的错误但没有严重后果。我今天（哦不，按现在讲就是昨天下午了）真的犯傻。去公司量地皮尺寸，啥都量了，（螺丝钉A离地多高，衣架多宽）这两个都是扯的，我画好详细的草图（非常草）带回家整理重绘，发现怎么房间最基本的宽度没量呢OTZ
至于现在的High speed special one day怎么说呢，晚上roommate递给我一封信，是G寄来的tax return cheques。退给我丰厚的一笔钱呢！！几小时前还郁郁寡欢，因为只剩下个月房租，其余的存了定期要9月才解冻。让我去吃草都撑不下去！
唯一那次抽到Sky - 本周会下小雨， 结果下了整整一周的雨啊！！
Sky出现的频率非常低，所以一旦出现了我还真觉着会灵验。
有些歌根本没抽到过，梦、泣、Mysterious Eyes、Cried a little，大多跟失恋有关，一次都没抽到过！就这点说真让我将信将疑，哎，编出个mochi占卜游戏自己寻开心。
可是，却常常抽到“恋” - 最近会有桃花运，Mochi满脑子都是桃花。。。Anywhere、水晴海的频率也相当的高，和我这阶段发生的事情吻合。
天，竟然开始信这个了。现在变成每天必占，还挺自娱自乐的 xD
我一天会问mochi两次，晚饭后一次，凌晨睡前一次。昨天抽到 A crown - 会犯下愚蠢的错误但没有严重后果。我今天（哦不，按现在讲就是昨天下午了）真的犯傻。去公司量地皮尺寸，啥都量了，（螺丝钉A离地多高，衣架多宽）这两个都是扯的，我画好详细的草图（非常草）带回家整理重绘，发现怎么房间最基本的宽度没量呢OTZ
至于现在的High speed special one day怎么说呢，晚上roommate递给我一封信，是G寄来的tax return cheques。退给我丰厚的一笔钱呢！！几小时前还郁郁寡欢，因为只剩下个月房租，其余的存了定期要9月才解冻。让我去吃草都撑不下去！
唯一那次抽到Sky - 本周会下小雨， 结果下了整整一周的雨啊！！
Sky出现的频率非常低，所以一旦出现了我还真觉着会灵验。
有些歌根本没抽到过，梦、泣、Mysterious Eyes、Cried a little，大多跟失恋有关，一次都没抽到过！就这点说真让我将信将疑，哎，编出个mochi占卜游戏自己寻开心。
可是，却常常抽到“恋” - 最近会有桃花运，Mochi满脑子都是桃花。。。Anywhere、水晴海的频率也相当的高，和我这阶段发生的事情吻合。
天，竟然开始信这个了。现在变成每天必占，还挺自娱自乐的 xD
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
The point of keeping in touch
is NOT to have false or outdated impressions on each other
LMAO
On June 25,2007
xx(id. protected) says,
mine is a four year direct honor, so still have one more year to go.
me,
So you're in your honor year sort of. Congrats on making honors! You must be really interested in research eh? All the way to PhD ~~~ Don't get permanent head damage lol. Sorry for my lame joke.
xx,
haha...it seems the liberal education in canada is doing a great job in changing you..this is the first time i hear you telling a jobe, let alone a lame one.. :p
LMAO
On June 25,2007
xx(id. protected) says,
mine is a four year direct honor, so still have one more year to go.
me,
So you're in your honor year sort of. Congrats on making honors! You must be really interested in research eh? All the way to PhD ~~~ Don't get permanent head damage lol. Sorry for my lame joke.
xx,
haha...it seems the liberal education in canada is doing a great job in changing you..this is the first time i hear you telling a jobe, let alone a lame one.. :p
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Saturday, May 05, 2007
The Door
Was checking exam location. Clicked on the building name on campus map and out popped this piece of information. 'very useful' indeed.
"Manual door opens outwards and has a thumb lever. It is .85m wide and requires 4 kg of force to open. "
Maybe it's intended for the handicapped. But hell, who has any idea what 4kg force is like?
"Manual door opens outwards and has a thumb lever. It is .85m wide and requires 4 kg of force to open. "
Maybe it's intended for the handicapped. But hell, who has any idea what 4kg force is like?
Friday, April 27, 2007
Tattered souvenir from global exam tsunami
Gtalk chats between me and Jady, all centered around the quintessential topic 'How to curb sleepiness', or simply just a positive confirmation 'I'm so sleepy I want to die.', with daily and nightly iterations on our end-of-the-world helplessness and zombie states.
Although the exam ain't fully over... I can take a small break right now =D
April 26
4:26 PM Jade: ahh so tired...
4:27 PM me: rest for a while, nap nap
4:28 PM Jade: can't nap--i'll be sleeping beauty for a day..
me: i know, nap on ur desk
Jade: 伸懒腰ing..
me: then u feel ur whole body's drunk like dead
4:29 PM Jade: neck and waist GONE..totally stiffened, MAN!thank you, exactly!
me: u r welcome
4:32 PM Jade: nonstop yawns.., anything anti-yawn anti-tear...
4:33 PM me: try pepper spray
Jade: walau, that calls for anti-sneeze stuff..
me: sneeze is a lesser problem
4:34 PM Jade: sighs, me want neither..
4:35 PM me: bang ur head, self mutilation
4:36 PM Jade: i've pulled out at least two hundred hairs tonight..scratched skin to pieces..
2:59 AM me: yo pal offline?
3:04 AM Jade: in hiding. how ye doing?
me: i just want to CRY
Jade: get a pillow and scream real long and hard into it
me: exam in 4 hours, my brain's bursting with information
3:05 AM Jade: i TOTALLY know the feeling, fill a basin and scream underwater. that helps too
3:06 AM me: 555 i'm just gambare till i'm slaughtered
3:18 AM Jade: that's the spirit, drink tea!
3:19 AM me: wat a delay i almost forgot abt it
Jade: got thrown offline and still appearing online!
3:20 AM me: i see...
3:22 AM Jade: i'm only just starting on my notes now, gonna pull all nighter again...slept a freaking 15 hrs yesterday!
me: whens da test
Jade: 9am
me: tmr?
3:23 AM Jade: yup
me: o my, gambare. u r repeating my 'today'
Jade: yes yes, same deep shit time warp, lol
me: i finished my test at 5, rushed home, and now my test is 9am in the morning
Jade: tat is HORRIBLE
3:24 AM me: fight, fight to the death!!! (- fox, from you've got mail)
Jade: yes keep going keep going, that's the best ye can do! your brain can still function to get out a quote..impressive!
3:25 AM me: ... now is not the time to compliment
Jade: ..no no. back to mugging.
April 25
3:13 PM Jade: weirdest thing: mind across the universe has been playing in my head since this morning...and now getting louder..
me: FOCUS!!! now is not the time
3:14 PM Jade: =''( it's in my head...........
3:15 PM me: get rid of it, kill it
3:17 PM Jade: night is falling down soon there would be no more light day across the universe...........
3:18 PM me: u r torturing urself dude, concentrate
Jade: 555, yes madame
4:09 PM Jade: made tea..
me: leisurely u
Jade: leisurely desperation!
April 24
3:06 PM me: pal shouldn't u be getting some sleep???
Jade: not v sleepy..
me: listen to some sleepy ab.
Jade: ...
5:55 PM Jade: haha absolutely, recommend its auto tag fr amazon function, supports all amzon domains, pretty damn powerful'
6:00 PM me: tried, mistagged, turned it off
6:01 PM Jade: haha, works great most of the times though, not sure with the japanese side...
6:04 PM ah nearer than heaven...so drugging..
6:05 PM me: Ah i know, ok switched to amazon tag, have to choose amazon.jp
Jade: lol, you didn't huh..
6:06 PM me: o powerful powerful i bow
Jade: 赞吧！
6:07 PM me: en na
6:12 PM me: auto tag changes all my GARNET CROW to Garnet Crow, -.- (silenced)
6:40 PM Jade: do ye think i should sleep two hours..
6:41 PM me: OF COURSE, crazy woman, sleep now now
Jade: i'm over the tire limit alr, no sleepiness, only kind of heaviness
6:43 PM i'll have to stay up again tonight..hmm...i go get some shut eye liao..
me: go go go, i need to study too liao or else suicide
Jade: aza aza fighting!
Although the exam ain't fully over... I can take a small break right now =D
April 26
4:26 PM Jade: ahh so tired...
4:27 PM me: rest for a while, nap nap
4:28 PM Jade: can't nap--i'll be sleeping beauty for a day..
me: i know, nap on ur desk
Jade: 伸懒腰ing..
me: then u feel ur whole body's drunk like dead
4:29 PM Jade: neck and waist GONE..totally stiffened, MAN!thank you, exactly!
me: u r welcome
4:32 PM Jade: nonstop yawns.., anything anti-yawn anti-tear...
4:33 PM me: try pepper spray
Jade: walau, that calls for anti-sneeze stuff..
me: sneeze is a lesser problem
4:34 PM Jade: sighs, me want neither..
4:35 PM me: bang ur head, self mutilation
4:36 PM Jade: i've pulled out at least two hundred hairs tonight..scratched skin to pieces..
2:59 AM me: yo pal offline?
3:04 AM Jade: in hiding. how ye doing?
me: i just want to CRY
Jade: get a pillow and scream real long and hard into it
me: exam in 4 hours, my brain's bursting with information
3:05 AM Jade: i TOTALLY know the feeling, fill a basin and scream underwater. that helps too
3:06 AM me: 555 i'm just gambare till i'm slaughtered
3:18 AM Jade: that's the spirit, drink tea!
3:19 AM me: wat a delay i almost forgot abt it
Jade: got thrown offline and still appearing online!
3:20 AM me: i see...
3:22 AM Jade: i'm only just starting on my notes now, gonna pull all nighter again...slept a freaking 15 hrs yesterday!
me: whens da test
Jade: 9am
me: tmr?
3:23 AM Jade: yup
me: o my, gambare. u r repeating my 'today'
Jade: yes yes, same deep shit time warp, lol
me: i finished my test at 5, rushed home, and now my test is 9am in the morning
Jade: tat is HORRIBLE
3:24 AM me: fight, fight to the death!!! (- fox, from you've got mail)
Jade: yes keep going keep going, that's the best ye can do! your brain can still function to get out a quote..impressive!
3:25 AM me: ... now is not the time to compliment
Jade: ..no no. back to mugging.
April 25
3:13 PM Jade: weirdest thing: mind across the universe has been playing in my head since this morning...and now getting louder..
me: FOCUS!!! now is not the time
3:14 PM Jade: =''( it's in my head...........
3:15 PM me: get rid of it, kill it
3:17 PM Jade: night is falling down soon there would be no more light day across the universe...........
3:18 PM me: u r torturing urself dude, concentrate
Jade: 555, yes madame
4:09 PM Jade: made tea..
me: leisurely u
Jade: leisurely desperation!
April 24
3:06 PM me: pal shouldn't u be getting some sleep???
Jade: not v sleepy..
me: listen to some sleepy ab.
Jade: ...
5:55 PM Jade: haha absolutely, recommend its auto tag fr amazon function, supports all amzon domains, pretty damn powerful'
6:00 PM me: tried, mistagged, turned it off
6:01 PM Jade: haha, works great most of the times though, not sure with the japanese side...
6:04 PM ah nearer than heaven...so drugging..
6:05 PM me: Ah i know, ok switched to amazon tag, have to choose amazon.jp
Jade: lol, you didn't huh..
6:06 PM me: o powerful powerful i bow
Jade: 赞吧！
6:07 PM me: en na
6:12 PM me: auto tag changes all my GARNET CROW to Garnet Crow, -.- (silenced)
6:40 PM Jade: do ye think i should sleep two hours..
6:41 PM me: OF COURSE, crazy woman, sleep now now
Jade: i'm over the tire limit alr, no sleepiness, only kind of heaviness
6:43 PM i'll have to stay up again tonight..hmm...i go get some shut eye liao..
me: go go go, i need to study too liao or else suicide
Jade: aza aza fighting!
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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