nonsense & wonderland

two elements in the title don't corelate in any way.
I'm plain too tired to write any sensical stuff on our trip to wonder land today.

Here comes the most nonsensical msn conversation between guizi and me, which took place somewhere near 1 o'clock midnight.

We were saying something about 'Beware! You're in big trouble' and on we moved to the topic of 'how to murder'.(we're in no way violent though)

GUi Zi:
but i have a much bigger one

ZhU:
i know u r gonna beat me with ur super big knife
but i'll hide it before u get to it

GUi Zi:
even u melted the two and make them into one, mine is still bigger

ZhU:
i also have a pen knife, one big scissors and a small one
and a super big nail clipper

GUi Zi:
what are u going to do?

ZhU:
the more the better

GUi Zi:
i didn't say i m going to kill u using knife

ZhU:
not sure wat to do yet, but materials are important

GUi Zi:
there are plenty of ways

ZhU:
including reminding someone the thrill of bungee jump or free fall

GUi Zi:
i can tell a joke, and u may die of the coldness

ZhU:
there you have me, i claim my loss
i worship u

GUi Zi:
i can shou mai the front desk and ask them to cut ur internet, u'll die within 24hrs

ZhU:
if they cut mine, u r so so so dead

GUi Zi:
due to extreme boredom or yu men

GUi Zi:
or extreme anger

ZhU:
i'm gonna come back from the dead and take my internet revenge on u

GUi Zi:
now i know .i should know it earlier, u take internet more important than ur future daugher/son's mother-in-law

ZhU:
without internet, there's no me, if there's no me, there's no 2nd generation and no you-know-what mother-in-law that ever exists

GUi Zi:
你与网络共存亡！

GUi Zi:
great!

GUi Zi:
nobel prize on internet worshipping

ZhU:
i hope there IS one

ZhU:
what abt u go sponsor that

GUi Zi:
nobel prize from me

GUi Zi:
hehe how did u know what i was thinking abt

ZhU:
coz u r mean

ZhU:
i'm mean 2

GUi Zi:
let's just cut it

ZhU:
yes, time for bed

ZhU:
i really can't make it, gonna faint tmr

GUi Zi:
rmb come over to knock me up

ZhU:
or beat u up more like it

GUi Zi:
if u happen to wake up before lunch

ZhU:
or else no use

GUi Zi:
i'll lock the door definitely

ZhU:
then i can tell u right now: just sleep and dun bother

GUi Zi:
sure

GUi Zi... 说:
good idea

strange quote

Someone (who?) said a pianist is either a jew, a gay or an all-thumb. Who can hate pianists to such extent? Whatever.

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Diet these days is fantastic. We bought shrimps,fish,dumplings,strawberry,grapes etc etc. Can't imagine we're eating so good at such cheap price. Saves about 300 bucks per month compared to school meal plans. But if you say time is money, then the time we spent on cooking is something else to consider...

swing

guizi said it was 'stupid', 'childish' and 'unacceptable' to sit on the swing. but we went anyway and it was a happy time.

these days, slow dance

These days we cook ourselves. Sometimes joking and laughing as we jerked away from the splatter of boiling oil. Or doing serious analysis on why the dish failed to taste like what it should taste like... Ran down to grab some drinks when we felt like it. Or walk in the rain with our head covered in school magazine as scapegoat umbrella. On Monday and Tuesday it was pasta all the way till we sickened at the site of the supercoil. Then the night falls and street light casts a misty spell on the rain soaked neighbourhood. Chilly refreshing. And there's nothing more but to nestle once again in my own room, waiting for another day to quietly pass by.

Somehow i wish, somehow i know. Watching the colours rolling by, against something abstractly distant and blank, pure. And peace brewing and settling, in times you need it the most.

Humble Me

"Humble Me"
Norah Jones

Went out on a limb
Gone too far
Broken down at the side of the road
Stranded at the outskirts and sun's creepin' up
Baby's in the backseat
Still fast asleep
Dreamin' of better days
I don't want to call you but you're all i have to turn to

What do you say
When it's all gone away?
Baby i didn't mean to hurt you
Truth spoke in whispers will tear you apart
No matter how hard you resist it
It never rains when you want it to

You humble me Lord
Humble me Lord
I'm on my knees empty
You humble me Lord
You humble me Lord
Please, please, please forgive me

Baby teresa got your eyes
I see you all the time
When she asks about her daddy
I never know what to say

Heard you knocked the bottle
And helped to build the church
You carry an honest wage
Is it true you have someone keeping you company?

What do you say
When its all gone away?
Baby i didn't meant to hurt you
Truth spoke in whispers will tear you apart
No matter how hard you resist it
It never rains when you want it to

You humble me Lord
Humble me Lord
I'm on me knees empty
You humble me Lord
You humble me Lord
Please, please, please forgive me